definitelynotlazav:

protectcosette:

doubleca5t:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

An actual World Heritage Post

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

 

tinypuppies:

google-searchhistory-official:

simpleton-waffles:

google-searchhistory-official:

defeated-sanity:

Put it in a box….

Deliver it

to my house and put it on

my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls

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contract-crawdad:

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anneemay:

vympr:

*lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you*

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napstachill:

original alex and steve are very very cute this is an unironic and very right opinion i have

 
 

tiktoks-we-like:

tiktoks-we-like:

Bringing this vid back bc this reply made me cackle.

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animatedtext:

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krishnahare:

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heritageposts:

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made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

 

ayatakas:

tentacleheadcold:

sounddesignerjeans:

nikcage:

cheesecake factory menu ending explained

the cheesecake factory iceberg explained

the rise and fall of the cheesecake factory menu

the history of cheesecake factory menu any% world records

 

teamyell:

a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

 

titkoks-old:

 

mutamixbubblypots:

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moira-odeorain:

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this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen